The Books

The Series

Four short stories. All true. None of the watches are.

The Normandy Job

D-Day, June 6th 1944

Five thousand men stormed the beach. One man was in a full Gucci monogram suit. He didn't plan the invasion. He just made it better dressed.

The Dallas Detour

November 22nd, 1963

The motorcade was running three minutes late. He'd just needed a moment to show someone a very nice watch. Forty-two dollars. Beautiful piece.

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One Giant Leap

Nevada, July 1969

The moon landing was real. Mostly. He was on set selling Gucci tracksuits to a film crew who had nowhere else to be.

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Wembley, '66

July 30th, 1966

England winning the World Cup. The Gozfather holding the trophy. A red puffer jacket with a Tom Ford patch. Nobody asked questions.

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Where To Buy

Available in print, ebook, and PDF. No dodgy alley required.

Amazon KDP

Print and Kindle editions. Available worldwide. Delivered to your door or your device.

Shopify Store

Direct from us. Signed editions available. Slightly more money in our pocket, which we appreciate.

PDF Direct

Instant download. Pay once. Keep forever. The most affordable option, which he would approve of.